Bracken November Gary…insane name game?
Question by meg [incognito combstache]: Bracken November Gary…insane name game?
1. When you are 19, you and your husband (name) decide to try for your first child. You give birth to your baby boy on April 10. He has a colour for a first name, and his middle name is your father’s name. Your best friend is named godmother (name).
2. You don’t have much money and you live in a tiny apartment, but you are very happy. When your son is 2, you make your big break (what did you do) and become very wealthy. You move into a big house and try for another child. On July 8 you give birth to twin girls. They have old fashioned names and boyish middle names.
3. Your children are 5 and 2, and you decide it’s time for another. Your second son is born on December 31st, in the middle of a snow storm. Your husband can’t make it to the hospital, and you are loopy from the pain medication, so you give your son a mental hippie name that came to you in a hallucination.
4. After giving your son such a ‘stupid name’ your marriage becomes under a lot of strain. You try for another child to try save your marriage. Your 3rd son is born on January 18th. Your husband gives him a very boring name, but you have a crazy nickname for him (doesn’t have to be related to the name)
5. Your marriage is hanging on by a thread, and after a huge argument, you decide it’s time for a divorce. After your divorce, your first child’s godparent moves in and becomes your (possibly gay, depending on their gender) lover. You find out after your ex-husband moves out that you are expecting his twins. Your boy and girl are born on your birthday, and you and your new lover give them the most insanely abnormal names you can think of, and each have 3 middle names (at least 1 name has to be made up, and one of the names has to be Kettle, since you and your lover collect kettles).
6. Now you are living in your huge house with your new lover and your seven children. You decide to get 2 cats: one white and one ginger. What do you name them?
7. Your family’s names are:
BQ: What do you think of Bracken November Gary?
Best answer:
Answer by You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG
Did you seriously just ask what I think of the name Bracken?
What do you think? Answer below!
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1. [James]. The son is named Royal James, “Roy”, and his godmother is Tessa.
2. I wrote a mystery novel that sold well! I named the little girls Alyss Brynn and Luna Evan.
3. Castor Indigo, “Caz” is the boy’s name.
4. Riley John, I call ‘em “Rex”
5. Ew, I love my best friend but I would never date a friend. Don’t get me wrong, I’m bi, but I don’t think I could shack up with my best friend. It would have to be another girl or guy.
-Gryhan Ignatius Ezra Dane [gr-eye-hahn] “Gry”
-Taliesin Kettle Amadeo Felice “Lee”
6. I name the white one “Mr. Bigglesworth the 2nd” aka “Biggie” and the ginger one is Tadpole, aka “Tad”
7. I’m Candy “Ace”, my ex-husband is James “Jem”, our children are Royal, Alyss, Luna, Castor, Riley, Gryhan, Taliesin, and the cats are Mr. Bigglesworth the 2nd and Tadpole.
aka Ace, Jem, Roy, Alyss, Lu, Caz, Rex, Gry, Lee, Biggie, and Tad.
BQ: I dislike Bracken, like November for a girl better, and adore Gary as a boy name [I have Gary as a nickname for my #1 boy name right now, Garrett]
EDIT: fixed what I forgot